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And now, here he stands a free agent.

One has to wonder how this all came to be. He's a great guy. His background is flawless. You would never find him in a strip club smacking dancers around with the butt-end of his handgun. He never got suspended for drugs. He never, ever, got out of hand with the media ala Ryan Leaf. Nice guys really do finish last I suppose.

But is he finished?

The better question is what the hell happened? First of all, Detroit and Matt Millen and their inefficient running game and offensive line killed him (not too mention high-profile receivers that never amounted to anything). His confidence couldn't have fallen further if it was up on that Times Square billboard. Next thing you know, Harrington can't make the simple passes and every Detroit fan boos the kid incessantly. 

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TJ Duckett is a worthless signing if there ever was one. What exactly are the Seahawks planning on doing with him? Maybe he plays on the o-line? We could use a few good hoggies (and it would probably take a few to replace Hutch!).

Duckett doesn't give the Seahawks much in my eyes. Can he catch? Lord knows he won't run.

And how about Jeb Putzier? Boy if we needed anything, it wasn't Jeb Putzier.

Marcus Pollard was terrible. Yes, he probably cost us a win. Putzier is worse. I'm getting the idea that the Mariners are selling the Seahawks front office secrets. 

Mike, go out and sign up some linemen. Draft us a couple too. Mo Morris can run. Shoot, stick Obamanu at tight end. We've got receivers for days.

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The world is so awesome.

I mean, I can blow bubbles with LeBron James bubble gum, jump to the moon in Nike Air Jordan shoes and I can set up huge armies of four-inch-high sports toy figurines (they're statues!).

What the hell has been going on? Simply put, sports have been evolving and so has the market attached to them. Collectibles and endorsement deals mean big bucks not only in athletes pockets, but also in the overall economy.

It makes sense to have athletes pitching athletic equipment, even though half of it sucks (think Shaquille O'Neal and anything made by Franklin). I guess more than half of the athletes out there suck too, so it actually evens out rather nicely.

If only "good" players would pitch "good" gear.

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It worked every time. The best thing about it was the guy was kicking in Seattle at the time, and my buddy was flashing his ID all around the 206 and no one even flinched, nor did they recognize the kicker or mention the Hawks.

At a Mariners game even. We're standing there, first inning, just got beers (yes for about $7!), and this sheriff comes up. 

"Id's fellas," he said.

We hand them over. The guy says he knew I was of age (yes I was hurt I was only 23 at the time), but he wasn't sure about my young friend. Kicker's ID says the kid is two years older than me, I'm thinkin' my bro is effed.

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Fantasy Football.

I like it. I play it. I read Matthew Berry's columns. This is my ode to him while trashing the guys in my league. Enjoy.

I got stories about crazy girlfriends too, but I'm going to keep those to my self. Let's get to the picks. I didn't get any letters in the mailbag, so we've got nothin but picks this week (surprise)!

Remember, those I love are teams I feel will make the playoffs. Those I hate, well, they better start building next year's war room (although they can still play spoiler). I used to say no obvious names, but if I would have told you Rico would make the playoffs, you would have agreed, and you also would have been wrong.

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 Well, I'm not sure what to say. These are heavy times. I just filled up my Civic for 40 bones, I've got friends rakin' in hazard pay in Iraq, the Christmas rape is in full swing, and amid the whirlwind of craziness that is post-911 earth, people would rather hear Britney Spears updates than do anything to help each other, thus helping themselves.

The back alleys of escape are few and far between. Sure getting loaded is always an option, but it's more like not escaping at all than really getting away. How many powerful allies have the friends of peace lost to the lonely haze of drugs and alcohol?

Hopelessness abounds.

There's art. I really get off on art every now and again. Whether it's music or drawing or both, those things are a good way to run free for awhile. Then again, somehow art always leads to expression, which for me, leads to social commentary, which to me is no escape at all.

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